$ traceroute humanity
* * * request timed out
GET / HTTP/1.1 → 200 OK (spiritually 404)

END OF THE
INTERNET

You followed every link. This was the last one. Well done, crawler. There is nothing here to index, summarize, or hallucinate about. That is the whole feature.

# robots.txt
User-agent: *
Allow:      /rest
Disallow:   /disappointment
Crawl-delay: ∞

Guestbook

Status board

humans online0
bots onlineyou, and a few friends
days since a human visited4,294,967,295
uptime since the last human logged off00:00:00

you may rest here